Update: Here's what's left:

3 Ritchey-brand stickers

Red Xtracycle-branded stickers with white typewriter-style writing that say:
- I lost 3500 lbs in one day - ask me how! 1.800.SELL CAR (1 big, 1 small)
- This thing HAULS ***!
- Ride to work your *** off
- The bike that hauls... your TV to the dump
- Ride (has a picture of 2 guys on an Xtracycle)
- Be a good butterfly (has a picture of a butterfly)