Girls

[spazzdog]

I decided long ago that if men had to have weenie exams using the same technology (i.e. squish 'em and stretch 'em) the technology would have been much more comfy.

As much as we all don't look forward to mammograms, as you're getting squished just think about all the crying that would be going on if, instead, it was your significant male's prized part getting flattened.

If nothing else, you might giggle...

(i mean this as no disrespect to the boys... but they can be such babies 'bout those weenies)

spazz-of-the-goofy-humor

P.s. There was an old sitcom called "Love and War" where the guy was scheduled for a mammo. He asked one of the women what it was like and the woman (using "weenie" instead of "breast" described the process. It was one of the funniest monologues I've ever heard. "Love and War" was a spin-off of "Murphy Brown".