Ah, but you didn't get to hear it all.
I was thinking of some kind of cubby hole instead, but had trouble finding something fast, then I got this good deal on some used lockers. Which turned out not to be so good, because the seller, after I'd kept these on hold for 2 weeks, had fixed financing and was ready to come pick them up, discovered he had no keys. And they were locked. And the keys had to be ordered in from Germany (!) and cost as much as the lockers. I toyed with the idea of buying jsut the lockers and drilling out the locks, but they're in pristine condition and ruining them seemd plain stupid. So I haggled instead. By which point I was so frustrated that I was ready to pay for them myself and carry them home on my bike... 
We're only here for 2 years so everything is supposed to be temporary and "not cost anything", but dammit, I spend more time in my workplace changing room than I do in my own bathroom, and I really want it to work smoothly.
Plus, I'm too easily distracted, and this is (marginally) more fun than hydropower licensing.
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett