"DUI BIKE DUDE"... that's what I call my peeps like that.

The guy is riding the wrong way down the road, no helmet, bike doesn't even fit, one hand on handle bars clutching a brown paper bag shaped in 6-pack sized config, other hand clenched to a tall boy brewski in a singles paper bag (yet enough showing, ya can see what it is)--chugging away... totally oblivious to drivers hostility on the jam up.

Nice.