the cycling moon

[Biciclista]

I want to inform you that looking in a mirror doesn't quite do it. Your derriere looks DIFFERENT while seated. There are little er, wrinkles and things that do not show up. If you MUST wear those shorts, put a pair of biking undershorts on underneath!

[Chile Pepper]

IThere are little er, wrinkles and things that do not show up.

Wrinkles? In my rear? I'm having trouble visualizing this.

[Biciclista]

Wrinkles? In my rear? I'm having trouble visualizing this.

you don't want to.
Imagine, you are going down the road and the guy in front of you. NO, it can't be. you look away. You look back, what did i see? you look away, gross, it can't be. You look back, is that what I think it is?
This can go on for MILES. Are you sure you want someone behind you in that condition? And finally when you figure out, yes, you really are seeing his bare flesh jiggling beneath his transparent shorts, now you are still trying not to look, but you have to, because he's in front of you..
for the good of the nation, the planet, the universe, you MUST tell that person to buy new shorts.
Been there done that.

[Chile Pepper]

LOL Mimi. You're right--I don't want to visualize that. OK, back to work now.