Hee, hee, this made me laugh. Last week I was biking before the sun came up and rode through a pile of horse poo. (We live in Amish country so it is everywhere.) I didn't have a chance to avoid it because I didn't see it. I did see the poop fly everywhere by the nice glare of my headlight. Yuck.

I had posted on my Facebook that there should be a "poop detection system" for the bike or at least an app for the iPhone.