Joining in the fun -

I had two cochlear implant surgeries just so I can have magnets in my head to make me feel better and faster! Oh yeah, the powerhouse is all titanium! I feel the POWER! And it ONLY costs me $90k for the pair!

(All silliness aside, I do have two cochlear implants by Cochlear www.cochlear.com, and I do have magnets to hold the coil, and I do have titanium parts...all you have to do is look at the pictures. Insurance covered the surgeries.)