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Just yesterday I locked myself out of the house. I went on a bike ride and thought my house keys were in my jersey pocket, everything else was!
So when I get home and start fishing around for the keys and realize I don't have them I've got the dog inside barking and all excited when he hears it's me, wondering why the heck I don't open the door! D'oh!
I had my cell phone and figured I would just call a locksmith when I thought to check to see if hubby put back the hide-a-key, bingo! Boy was I happy, so was the pup!
First thing I saw when I came in was my keys laying on the counter.....where I put them! 
They went imediately into my jersey pocket for tomorrows ride!
Life is like a 10 speed bike, we all have gears we never use.
Charles Schultz
"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community." — Ann Strong, Minneapolis Tribune, 1895