KenyonChris - your stories remind me of when I worked for Parks, and our LE Rangers said one of the best parts was that eviction WAS an option. That and the customer (park visitor) wasn't always right.


RM - Not that this will help you much, but back when we were going stir crazy while being evacuated from New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, we decided that we needed bicycles. I insisted to my friends that since there was a good bike shop in the local town, we needed to skip the Wally World "specials" and go see what the LBS had in stock. We made them happy - three people that wanted three cruisers, nothing really special, but we wanted good bikes.

So I have a nice Breezer. And when my brand new bike got scratched in the truck ride back to N.O. and my LBS that would have carried Joe Breezer's bikes was still under water - I called the number on the web page, and got Joe! They sent me a little bottle of touch up paint to perfectly match my bike's paint job. I wouldn't have gotten this kind of service from WW.

Hang in there. Maybe caveman dunderhead will have an accident out there in the desert and the vultures will find him first. Or maybe he should take up rock climbing?