I posted it over on the "stuff we see on rides" thread, but in case anyone here missed it -

on Saturday I was riding through through pasture and woodlands, and there by the side of the road was a zucchini as big as my lower leg.

Some people resort to illegal dumping this time of year.

Srsly, though, pick 'em when they're 6" even if they're going to have to sit in the fridge for a few days. I'm finally learning.