ROFL - I even drink milk in my iced tea! 'specially those wonderful flavoured teas by Bigelow like the Summer Fruit!! Shiny!!!!
as for V's 13 lbs - so have you signed up your bike for the RoadBears bike club yet?? I think with 13 lbs of commuter bike stuff your bike would qualify.......YOU won't....but your Bike will!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"