Your non-cycling friends just laugh at your pasty upper legs in a bathing suit. On the same note, you don't really care that your tan stops at your ankles and still wear capris and sandals.
You go out of town and visit the LBS (we have done this in other states).
You can't use a room in your house for it's intended purpose because the "bikes live there". We don't have room for guests without rearranging!
You have planned a vacation based on how good the cycling is and taken multiple bikes.
You put more care into washing your cycling clothes than the rest of the laundry.
You see no problem with a bike costing more than your first car.
