I think I kinda like "Rocky" too. This is why...

Do you remember the old movie "Rocky"? Sly Stone was a boxer? Well, in one sequelle, can't remember which one now, he fights a dude in Russia.

When he gets there, his training camp / gear is totally primative. Rocky's out in a barn lifting his fm / coach in a wood wagon for weight training etc. OK. This could be like what you call your primative non-real piece of crap mtb now. Right?

The Russian dude has EVERY opp in gear that technology has to offer. Electrodes hooked up to him in his own private sports lab etc.

Total opposite of Rocky.

Guess what?

The ending...

Lil humble stone-age gearless Rocky kicks the Russian dude's azz.

So... go get em girl. You and Rocky hammer it out like there is no tomorrow.