At the concert I worked (on the horse) a few weeks ago, I got poured on. Because of how wet I got (I wear my bike shorts when I am going to be on the horse for 12 hours) I wound up getting rubbed. Because of my preparation H prevention, it wasn't as bad as it could have been but the second day after the rain was miserable. However, I had put the anti-monkey butt in my saddle bag. At lunch, I went into the portapotty and liberally doused my behind with it. I came out and hauled my chapped butt back into the saddle (a long climb)...when I sat down a huge POOF of antimonkey butt escaped through my waistband and engulfed me and settled about my horse's mane, ears, eyes, and most of his neck. He was sweaty, so it stuck. He stuck his big ears out to the side and sneezed.
The lesson learned? Wear a belt? Less Anti-MonkeyButt? or carry a little brush?



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I feel so much more comfortable asking you ladies than going to the quick clinic and dropping trouser to show a strange doctor.