Does it have to be cycling related? Cause... I could go for days. Like my ex telling me that the reason I had trouble keeping the seats at the movie theater unfolded was because all my weight was centered around my butt, causing the seat to want to fold in easier.

Or my ex telling me when I was playing on the floor with my daughter and had my hair in a high ponytail - and he told me I looked like a sumo wrestler with my hair like that.

or my current bf telling me that my legs are shaped all curvy like drumsticks.

or him telling me when I raise my arms up to stretch: 'stop! your boobs are where they're supposed to be when you do that!'

I could go on and on. I'm thinking of writing a book. lol. Men really do say the most interesting things.