Reduced to a screaming girl

[Zen]

I can't decide which is more hilarious, this one-

I grabbed the little pink Suzy Homemaker broom and swung it over my head to keep the bat off my head.
Amazing, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast, but that day from 30 years ago is clear as a bell!!

or this one-

I will forever have burned into my memory the sight of my poor, loving father, running around in garden gloves, a big ole crab net and his tighty whities, chasing after this bat like some kind of demented super hero.