Quote Originally Posted by malkin View Post
the guy was great, except that when he was looking up my nose with the scope, and he stated, "typical allergic nose" which was kind of embarassing.
I had an ENT last month, after the camera up my nose, tell me that I had without a doubt the smallest nostrils she had ever seen in her whole career. Then she said "how do you breathe with those"? Which now has me paranoid about how much air are the rest of you all getting compared to me?

Quote Originally Posted by malkin View Post
He was very professional and handed me a tissue and mostly ignored it when I sort of puked on his chair
My sister was at the ENT recently due to a tonsil lighting up on a PET scan for surveillance of her cancer. He didn't bat an eye when he was actually palpating the tonsil and she threw up on him. He told her it was just her body's way of telling him to get his hand out of her mouth.