Quote Originally Posted by nolemom View Post
When I was expecting my first child, I went a little crazy with the advance preparations. I had the entire nursery set up months before the due date. A bat got into the house and went straight for the nursery. The bat seemed to be hypnotized by the ceiling fan and proceeded to go round and round. As my husband attempted to get him down with a broom, the bat began to spew bat poop all over the room. It splattered the crib, bassinet, all four walls, etc. I finally understood the term going bat#&IT on someone - I probably sounded like a crazy woman when I called the landlord.
I'm very curious as to where it's hanging out and whether there will be a pile of poo waiting for me when I come back. The thought of disease, rabies or otherwise, was definitely a concern, and one of the main reasons I was trying to corral my cat into a safe place.

Landlord called this morning singing the Batman theme He said he'll call his guy, but he has no idea how to get this thing to come out. He said maybe there's some kind of trap that can be set to catch it. I told him they can come tonight when it would be out if they wanted, I certainly wouldn't be there!