I'm sorry, this just doesn't look like fun to me

[ttaylor508]

It doesn't look anywhere as bad as those "swing" scooters.... - they look like a scooter with two platforms and you kind of pedal them up and down... They cannot physically travel in a straight line..... thus the appellation "swing scooter" - they travel by swinging back and forth. Some bozo must rent them near one of our local multi-use trails - so complete novices get out on an already busy trail with these stupid contraptions that need to use the whole width of the trail to just move argh!

I know exactly what you are talking about and your right, they are totally obnoxious. http://www.scooterschina.com/kick-sc...-scooter35.jpg

[HillSlugger]

They'll also sell you a trainer stand for it. Sorta becomes an expensive rowing machine at that point

[malkin]

I kept expecting a pop-up saying:

But WAIT! There's MORE!!!