'I might try them for tubing down the river except there is no beverage holder.'LOL!

My butt is bigger,in fact I have two butts. The high, cycling one( lurking) and the old one , a bit smaller- on the outside. I seem to be mutating from a flat saggy fat based bum to a muscley, hard one. Or maybe it stays like that. I have invited friends to 'have a feel', Im so proud of it!
Sadly, I am all thighs and bum, no other fleshy bits. The rest is bony, and man do I look funny!