So, I have a friend named Mike, who hasn't seen me in quite some time, and who didn't know I'd lost any weight. We were chatting on the phone the other day, and I told him to take a look at the top photo. I asked him what he noticed about the picture.

So, he hesitates for a moment, and says "um, nothing special... I see your race number is 107....". At which point I cracked up laughing and said "No, Mike, I'm number 99!"

Silence. Then he said. "Oh....I'm in trouble now, aren't I."



Susan