Boonen tests positive for cocaine - AGAIN

[OakLeaf]

The only thing he missed was saying Boonen needed to look "in the mirror" instead of "inside." Is he that oblivious to his word choice there?

Yep, Boonen's really crossed a line.

His chances of coming back from this one are razor-thin.

[papaver]

Yep, Boonen's really crossed a line.

His chances of coming back from this one are razor-thin.

Why should it be? He didn't take doping. So it won't have too much effect on his career. Sure he will be punished, but he's only 28 years old...

[OakLeaf]

line... razor... just taking Smurf's bait...

[papaver]

line... razor... just taking Smurf's bait...

aaaahhh okay.... I didn't get the punch 'line'.

[Zen]

Yep, Boonen's really crossed a line.

His chances of coming back from this one are razor-thin.

Oh, you're good

[ny biker]

Apparently this is the third time he's tested positive.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?...y09/may11news2


(Sorry I wasn't able to continue the puns...)

[Andrea]

Yep, Boonen's really crossed a line.

His chances of coming back from this one are razor-thin.

*snort*

[smurfalicious]

Oh, and congrats go to Andrea for finding the missing piece of drug slang humor! I swear, if cycling was as popular as say, basketball is in the US, those posts are what it would have sounded like in the writer's room at SNL.

Oh well, in the mean time they can crank out genius like "I jizz in my pants" and I will still laugh.

[ilima]

I had a laugh when I first saw Lance's comments.

Yeah, I do think Boonen's a dumbass. But since coke isn't banned for an out-of-competition test, I really don't think they should be testing for it. WADA is meant to keep PEDs out of sport not be the World Drug Police.

[Andrea]

...Oh well, in the mean time they can crank out genius like "I jizz in my pants" and I will still laugh.

All I can say is...




I'm on a boat.

[Zen]

With a little help from Bike Snob,

"I do not think I have a problem with cocaine, I have problems when I drink too much. 364 days per year I am good. But if I drink too much, it's exactly like I change in my head...

I need help. Someone should teach me to understand what happens when I drink too much."

I hope he means it.

[ilima]

With a little help from Bike Snob,

"I do not think I have a problem with cocaine, I have problems when I drink too much. 364 days per year I am good. But if I drink too much, it's exactly like I change in my head...

I need help. Someone should teach me to understand what happens when I drink too much."

I hope he means it.

He also said 'coke is everywhere.' Sorry, dude, but that ain't true. I haven't been offered coke in 20 years. It's only 'everywhere' when you're seeking it out and hanging with druggies.

[papaver]

He also said 'coke is everywhere.' Sorry, dude, but that ain't true. I haven't been offered coke in 20 years. It's only 'everywhere' when you're seeking it out and hanging with druggies.

no, i'm sorry, but here it's really everywhere. He is an idol, and idols attract a lot of fortuneseekers, attentionseekers and drugdealers.

[smurfalicious]

He also said 'coke is everywhere.' Sorry, dude, but that ain't true. I haven't been offered coke in 20 years. It's only 'everywhere' when you're seeking it out and hanging with druggies.

Really? When you think of rodeo do you think or Coors Lite or cocaine? Let me tell you, there's coke all over in rodeo. Problem is that for a period of time it was almost socially acceptable among a certain business suit set. It was an upper class drug and to this day, even though you don't hear about it as much, it still is.

I have to agree that not all use is abuse. Unfortunately, that's what they preach in schools and DARE. They actually followed the original DARE graduates and found they did more drugs than those who didn't go through the program. One poor girl I read about while researching a speech on drug policy was totally destroyed by heroin. She basically said DARE told her if she smoked weed, she'd be an addict. When that didn't happen she figured it was all lies.

I just don't get why, if cocaine isn't illegal out of competition, why are they testing for it? And why is he in trouble for what he did in his spare time? This is just as ridiculous as pre-employment drug testing. When else are you assumed guilty and asked to prove your innocence. But hey, someone is making a LOT of money on it. I vote if I look tweaked out, send me out for testing. If I want to do lines off a hooker's tatas on the weekend and I come in fresh as a daisy Monday and kick butt at my job, leave me alone.

Seriously, half those guys are cheating their butts off and the party kid gets in trouble. Weak sauce!

I wish I could find the lecture Alexander Shulgin did about US drug policy. Fine, fine, lecture. If you ever have a chance, his book PIHKAL is amazing. And if you're not into hundreds of pages about his love story with Ann and his drug research group, just read the last chapter.