The Karapoti Classic had its participants list w occupations & I saw similar names.

I agree that training for an IM is a full time job!!! Add a family into it & that would be interesting time management,

I'm going to try now & list the occupations from the IMAZ list.

Window Washer-exactly that
Flux Capacitor Repairman-car repair person that likes Back to the Future
Trophy Husband-
Zig Zag Trick Swimmer-
American Idol Finalist-singer or someone who attempts to sing
Fun Stomper-police officer?
Dragon Slayer-Games store person
Bean Counter-isn't this one obvious?
Cookie Eater-baker
Gadfly
I Corrupt the Future-banker
Tidal Pool Explorer (from AZ)-diver?
Pizza Professional
Chief Bottle Washer-mom with small children