Dear So and So

[cylegoddess]

Dear Flu bug,
thanks to you: I have missed all rides for a week, have missed four days ( and counting) of work( with god knows how much to catch up to), and have had my lovely trip to Sydney ,to see a wedding ruined. I dont appreciate that you decided to make me start to throw up on a bus. Chemical toilets are not fun.Nor are public places. It was really hard to carry my bags too. I could have done without the ten hours of eye blurring nausea.
Now Im not allowed to ride for another week. I hate you, flu. Not to mention, people are going to start to think I am too thin and worry.
Oh and when you leave, please take the constipation with you. thanks.

But thanks, Universe for all the nice people I saw. The darling baby, the charming little girl and the two sweet , melancholy puppies( oh! so sad babies!) really made my day.

[Selkie]

To whom it may concern

Please make this wretched weather front and its associated lows move off the coast and take the rain with it. We need sun. Everyone is getting surly.