Good Grief Grasshopper – what an absolute nightmare!
Handle bars wonky, dodgy computer, shoe problems, and as if it couldn’t get any worse being chased by a dog, but not any dog, a great big Saint Bernard!
I must admit, by the time I read that bit I did have to chuckle. Poor Grasshopper, as if a ride could get any worse, you must have been well and truely p'd off by then.
As for your friend’s brother, is he ok? Poor guy- sounds horrific. I hope he's alright.