When I was in 5th grade, I got in big trouble because of the boys and their obsession with nakedness. On the long bus ride home, they would draw pictures of naked people doing various "activities." Then one day, somebody decided it was time to throw all the pictures away and get rid of the evidence. Well, naive little me was the one who got to take them home and throw them out. Being only 10 years old, I didn't think about the fact that throwing them in the bottom of an empty trash can might be a little obvious. When my mom took out the trash later that week, she opened the can and saw all the pictures at the bottom. Needless to say, I got busted. It really wasn't fair because I hadn't drawn any of the pictures! I'll never forget my mom saying "well, they ARE anatomically correct, but <insert getting in trouble lecture here>."