You-all are making me smile here! Yes..I've got my shopping list...but....
I haven't worn a dress in a million years...how 'bout I ride as a red gum drop...red shorts, red jersey and my red helmet that I've got in a box somewhere...oh...and I bet I can get red shoes and socks to...

whadya think???

First...I gotta get that bike...I'm still tired...