On a rafting trip on the Gauley, we have video of the rafting guide clocking me in the jaw with the paddle.

We were going through some Class V or VI rapids, hit a bump, which knocked him towards the center of the boat, and he flung his arm up, holding the paddle, into the same space my head happened to be occupying at the time.

A friend who worked in a TV station at the time made sure to circle the impact, complete with slo-mo and commentary, when he made copies for everyone.