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Thread: things not ro do on a bike
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04-27-2009, 05:20 AM #1
A tooth shy of a sprocket
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04-27-2009, 05:26 AM #2
Head up. Shoulders down.
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Try to remove a leaf stuck on the leading edge of your downtube down by your cranks while moving at 18 mph.
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04-27-2009, 05:27 AM #3
Ready to Ride!!!
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Answer your cell phone without stopping.
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04-27-2009, 05:30 AM #4
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Drop your water bottle when you are not the last person in line!
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04-27-2009, 05:53 AM #5
Just cyclist not linguist
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eat flies.
Oh... and keeping your eyes on someone really really cute while descending a steep hill... I ended up on the backseat of a car with my bike included. And it was NOT a convertible.Last edited by papaver; 04-27-2009 at 06:38 AM.
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04-27-2009, 06:50 AM #6
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Put your foot up on your top tube in order to tuck your shoelaces back into your shoes, while moving.
"A bicycle does get you there and more. And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun."
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04-27-2009, 07:36 AM #7
Paddler, peddler
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Sex.
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