Precious. Makes you love them more, eh? I'll never forget the time in Nordstrom and whilst passing through the men's underwear section, DH wads up a pair of fancy argyle socks and places them in the underwear on the model, and not on the butt side. We giggled all the way out of the store.

Did the employees have tiny round glasses and neatly trimmed goatees? This is what my brain says they should look like...