Reading this thread really makes me laugh out loud. I'm sitting in the living room with my laptop laughing and laughing and DH is like "what the heck are you laughing about?" I don't want him thinking about all the TE hoo has, Zsa Zsa, twinkie, twinkle, trim, labia, vagina, crotch, down there, girl stuff, so I just tell him "never mind, it's a long story" and he goes back to reading Bicycling magazine.