Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
I have been to buffets where people exhibited great engineering and balancing skills with the amount of food piled on to one plate. This is especially puzzling when it's all you can eat - you can go back!

'Splain that behavior
"No way, pile the plate with a mound of bacon bigger than my head, I'm not going back because that would involve walking"

I went on a cruise ship once (won the trip at work). Once was enough. Buffet behavior was gross.