LOL... glad you all enjoyed this one!

jobob- no prob... I love that line too... the other one that killed me is that women in sleeveless shirts are really flying squirrels in drag

I have to tell ya all, I have not yet hit menopause. That being said, when I was in Manhattan in June my best friend and I went to see a highly recommended play off-Broadway called "Menopause, the Musical"...

it was a riot... and depressing all at once!

LOL... great. As if gray hair, wrinkles and the mustache aren't enough. sigh...