I ordered a small ice cream from McDonalds.and was told they only have one size.
I pinched off the top half of Mr.Softee and dropped it in the gutter (drive thru)
That is great - I can almost hear the thought process in your head "you SAY you don't have a small - WELL TAKE THAT!!!"
It isn't like they CAN'T stop the ice cream machine to make a small, it is that they WON'T.