What do you mean, I can remember what has been forgotten?

I've looked awfully deeply, and I really can't remember where I put my keys. Going to check the garage tonight, um, if I can remember to.

"The best defense is not to be worth fighting."

"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind." (Einstein)

"Just do it." (That one *I* thought of before Nike to get that stupid Master's paper done instead of sharpening my pencil one more time... I'm sure a mess of moms have, too...)

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... but if they won't let you join 'em.. f* 'em" (my college friend, on getting along with the girls in the dorm).

"Round and round, not up and down." (for pedaling up hills, from whatever training video that was)