What to wear if a tri-suit won't fit?

[Pedal Wench]

I can hear the jeers already.

Funny. I can hear the CHEERS already! Seriously, most athletes will just cheer on anyone. They're smart - they know how much harder it would be for them if they were carrying extra weight - you're working twice as hard, yet you're still out there showing them how it's done. Trust me, they're all worrying about their own performance to worry about you.

And the spectators? Well, who's the one doing a tri, and who's standing on the sidelines?

In other words, put on a thong or a bathrobe, but just go do it!