Dear So and So

[Biciclista]

To whom it may concern.
Yes, we in the Pacific North West were originally amused when you sent us cold and snow for a month. After the second month, we found it less amusing.
When it continued into March, our clammy toes froze and we felt like the joke is on us, you have gotten revenge for all our bragging about our wonderfully mild climate.
It is hard not to notice that a majority of this weather is happening on weekends. Is that an in your face or what?
You made your point. Are you going to let us have spring or what?
Yours truly another little tiny creature on the planet.

ps IS THAT SNOW I SEE FALLING OUTSIDE NOW??!?!?