Quote Originally Posted by cylegoddess View Post
I saw a male friend of mine, naked. He commutes every day. His tan was even more alarming. He has the sunglass tan, as well as a sort of paper white widows peak form his helmet, plus the socks tan..
Hes starting to look like his cycle( orbea onix)- sleek , black contours with grey accents!( he has grey hair)
I wear UV arm warmers( coolers) made out of white fabric, but as of now announce the 25 year goth moontan, has just made its last farewell!
Now I look like a surfer chick( except for the large thighs).
Sounds like George Clooney, what a nice friend you have! Here in Hawaii I see so many beach goers trying to eek out a tan during their stay. How boring is that to just lay there tanning yourself to perfection. I was born naturally dark, but since I started kitesurfing and bicycling I have the perpetual farmer's tan from the wetsuit and my kit. It's impossible to ever even it out. It's scary the contrast between the tanned parts and the covered areas but at least my husband can find me at night LOL.

I also have reverse racoon eyes tan line from sunglasses, which goes along great with half white biceps when I wear sleeveless blouses, tank tops, or dresses. Oh well at least people know I'm active.