apparently there was a radio spot this weekend that said:

you might be a cyclist if an afternoon ride involves leaving your zip code.

I figure with bigger cities we needed to change that to:

you might be a cyclist if an afternoon ride involves leaving your zip code, township, city, county, area code, and/or your state!


and this mornings very upclose and personal observation:

you might be a redneck cyclist if you use foul languague during extreme situations!