
Originally Posted by
Zen
My teeth feel fine.
We no longer share a relationship

I had to have this procedure performed at a surgery center because they were concerned about bleeding/clotting time.
I had to put on this gown that had "ports" in it. they looked like the hole in the top of a vacuum cleaner bag.
Well, they put a hose in that port and cranked up heated air. I was poofing up like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man
I asked if they could put it on reverse so I could get shrink wrapped but no.
I also asked one of the nurses to give my phone number to the anesthesiologist but I doubt that will work out either.
No solid foods for three days I'm on the ice cream diet.
So I got
that going for me

This sounds like a particularly bizarre party you might have gone to this weekend (not sure what this observation says about me, but I digress).
Warm chocolate pudding is also good after dental surgery--my personal favorite.
Solo, love the hairdryer hood.
"My predominant feeling is one of gratitude. I have loved and been loved;I have been given much and I have given something in return...Above all, I have been a sentient being, a thinking animal, on this beautiful planet, and that in itself has been an enormous privilege and an adventure." O. Sacks