Stupid Things We Have Done

[OakLeaf]

*Installed tires backwards (I still do this in my less “present” moments—fortunately it is pretty obvious once you put the wheel back in the frame)

Depends on the tire! I actually outline the directional arrows on my Conti GP4000s in silver Sharpie, because they're very hard to see otherwise, and to my eyes it's not immediately obvious from the tread. I'm not the only one either, because I had a little "help" with a flat on the road a couple of weeks ago, and dear helper put the tire on backwards. Good thing I made sure to check it as soon as I got home, although I honestly didn't notice a difference in handling.

I don't have any doozies for this thread that I didn't already contribute to the last one. Yet.

But, I'm new to skorts, and when I have to pee, I keep trying to reach underneath the skirt to get the shorts off, as I would with underwear or pantyhose under a regular skirt. Is that stupid enough?