Biking affectations....

[skibum]

You might be a cyclist if....

1. You tell a family of 5 in a crowded mall to "hold their line."

There's one road I drive on regularly where the lanes are narrow and, in curves in the road, other motorists tend to drift into your lane. I find myself yelling "hold your line" to the other cars as I drive through that area.

[Pedal Wench]

If I catch up too quickly to a car on the highway, I'm tempted to swing out to the left to 'bleed off speed'... sheesh...

[profàvélo]

The day before a planned training ride, my best training buddy was in a fairly serious car accident on an interstate in NC not too far from where her brother lives, but several hours away from home. She came out fine, but her car did not. Anyway, she called her brother to come pick her up, and the first thing she said was..."I've been in an accident... and this is really going to screw up my bike ride."

[jobob]

Loved them all, but I could really relate to this one

8. You have defined the 8 stages of road-kill decomposition through daily observation.

Yep, I had the pleasure of observing over several months the myriad changes to a dead raccoon left on the side of the road near my home ... over time it decomposed enough to become part of the pavement