The other day I was working at the pet store and was walking across the parking lot to Whole Foods for their wickedly addictive burritos. Next door we have a bike shop and there is much mutual love between us. I've caught them making pervy comments as they wheeled bikes out for the morning and pretended to be offended, made change for them, suckered them into reciprocating the discounts we had been giving their manager, and used my pouty face to get a gratis derailleur adjustment. They're a great shop but more the "wholesome family fun" and "40 year old guys buying Trek's with beer bellied aspirations of being Lance" kind of shop. Ain't nothing wrong with that in my book, hey anything to get people on bikes I say.

Aaaaanyway, as I was walking to by this totally tragic hipster boy rolled up on his fixie and I quietly started singing the fixie rap. He can shop wherever he wants and all, but for reals? Mister Hipster is shopping there? Nuh-uh! I just had to chuckle. There are several other shop within a few blocks from there so it amused me that he went there. I think that reset his hipster points to ZERO.

And yeah it is a little hard to make out the fixie rap, and once he said he had a copy of the Aggie I knew it was either Davis or A&M but since I doubt there's a fixie scene at A&M I knew it had to be Davis. Went to an Ani concert there once, unique school for sure.