As a confirmed veggie, I have to say using a scent that smells like meat grilling ..
AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I feel like when you go on a really, really hard long ride and it ends with a hill, and you just ate a snack, in order to hopefully get some sort of life back into your legs, and suddenly, ....it starts to come up.

I never made it past the fire. I have too good of a imagination and that guys man boobs are scary!!
And I agree, a liitle guy watching is one of the best add ons of cycling! Even the old guys have great legs!