A tampon would not deter my husband. If I need such items he will go to the store because it is on his way home, he could care less. He has seriously called me standing on that aisle "So which brand do you prefer again?" Hopefully just two floor pumps solves the problem!

Oh and to make him sound like a really great guy- he is the vacuumer. I hate the noise so he does it. In fact, I seriously could not tell you right now where we keep the vacuum.