How do I look from behind?

[MauiRockHopper]

You know whats scarier than too much information from behind?

Too much information from in front!!!

A guy new to our club at a club criterium in November chatting to me (on marshalling duty) while waiting for his race... I glance down to see what brand his shorts are - big panel down the side - and guess what I can see just to the right of the chamois stitching? Pubic hair... garrgghh... I have nothing against the hair itself, but it did look rather gross under the circumstances...

He had a hole in his shorts where the fabric had thinned and ripped away from the chamois...

Sorry to get side-tracked... back to your usual channel now...

So was he a natural blonde?!!? LOL