Hmmm, I care not what anyone says Tyyyy-luuuuhr makes me swoon. The guys in the office say he's ugly but I think they're jealous. Okay, maybe you have to be into big ears, freckles and noses that appear to have been broken several times. I like imperfectly gorgeous guys, what can I say? He's got really pretty eyes and pretty long eyelashes.
DZ is cool as hell and I think his DZ Nuts chamois cream pretty much shows he's got personality and a sense of humor.
Oh and my dear Contador. Goodness gracious those eyes on the cover of Velonews this month. Yowza! He looks so tiny around Lance, the picture of them at the press conference together seems like Lance is telling him, "Good job, sport!" On the bike though, he looks fierce and huge. Normally a guy like that would make me want to pluck his eye brows, but I'm alright with his.
And who could forget my hometown boy Chris Horner? Hello, carrying another rider bike and all up a 2km hill. A rider who isn't even your teammate? Yeah, that's what all the sunshine and fresh mountain air in Central Oregon does to you, it makes you nice and apparently able to climb with the weight of another rider on your bike.
Keeping with the hometown boys theme, while not a road racer Carl 'The Deckerator' Decker is pretty darn cute, and tall, and wonderful. He races MTB and 'cross. When I was ready to die at my first race and was bonked out, hoofing it along a fire road he checked to make sure I was okay and offered lots of encouragement.
"True, but if you throw your panties into the middle of the peloton, someone's likely to get hurt."