Pardes busy writing "road kill"

[Mr. Bloom]

What would your gravestone tweet be?

Not quite a twitter, but...

Come blooming youths as you pass by
On these lines, do cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so must you be.
Prepare for death and follow me.

Allowing someone to add:

To follow you, I am not content.
How do I know which way you went?

Deranged? I'm quoting this from memory...I read it in The Peoples Almanac in the early 70's...and have remembered it since (Oh, I also recall the market was on Effie Mae Robinson's grave)

Wecome back!