How do I look from behind?

[Miranda]

I can no longer resist:

http://crappyoldbike.blogspot.com/20...in-bleach.html

That was quite a funny read!


There a couple brands of expensive styled "muscle compression" shorts that I have put on NEW in a well lit area and been able to slightly see through them. My first thought was... omg, I don't care HOW much they are suppose to help my muscles, I'm not riding looking like a porn star.. no thx, no sale.

As far as how we look from behind in general... I've always been happy bike shorts were black... dark colors being slimming.

EDIT: OP... oh, btw... on the embarrassment factor thing, gheez... look at ME... I've been in public store dressing rooms bent over in a yoga pose checking out shorts in mirrors... wonder if it puzzles the shop boys as to what I'm doing in there?