They just don't get it - Part the First
So I thought I"d post this here coz I Knew ya'll here would not only get it but find it funny:
Last night a group of us were sitting around planning our Friday night "Dinner and a Movie" outing. (I was the only cyclist - actually I was the only athletic Anything at the table). One of my friends said Her friend didn't want to be out too late Fri night and I said yeah, I didn't either I wanted to ride a century Sat. She rolled her eyes and looked at me and said well Her friend had to Work Sat...that was why she couldn't be out late. I just started laughing and said "gee....it was nice to know riding 100 miles on a bicycle wasn't work!"
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"